lol #2

before my exams, i habitually go to ellen for insults regarding my masculinity and sexuality. why? well, last year, before my midterms, she would consistently insult me the night before a midterm, and i would always do well. so i'm going to do this for every midterm until i get owned by a midterm.

i will post about the worthless going-ons of my life this weekend, i promise.

willou says (12:37:09 AM): ellen

willou says (12:37:12 AM): i need all the luck you have

willou says (12:37:13 AM): now!!!!

fuzzypanda00 (12:37:20 AM): kekeke

fuzzypanda00 (12:37:26 AM): midterm tomorrow?

willou says (12:39:02 AM): yes'm

fuzzypanda00 (12:39:17 AM): would you like insults?

fuzzypanda00 (12:39:20 AM): or another story?

willou says (12:39:22 AM): sure

willou says (12:39:22 AM): both

willou says (12:39:25 AM): insults in the story

fuzzypanda00 (12:39:30 AM): HAHAHA

fuzzypanda00 (12:39:31 AM): so greedy

fuzzypanda00 (12:41:35 AM): WELL then

fuzzypanda00 (12:41:37 AM): hmmmm

fuzzypanda00 (12:46:13 AM): william in a slice of life high school romcom anime?

willou says (12:46:30 AM): okay

willou says (12:46:30 AM): do it

willou says (12:46:31 AM): GO OG OG

fuzzypanda00 (12:46:35 AM): hahahaha

willou says (12:46:35 AM): i have 10 minutes

willou says (12:46:36 AM): bveforei sleep

fuzzypanda00 (12:46:39 AM): hahah okay

fuzzypanda00 (12:46:43 AM): i'll try to crank it out

fuzzypanda00 (12:46:54 AM): [typical japanese high school bell rings]

fuzzypanda00 (12:47:35 AM): william opens his shoe locker. inside is a note that says, "meet me at the cherry blossom trees after school <3"

fuzzypanda00 (12:48:05 AM): he walks outside to the cherry blossoms. standing there is a girl

fuzzypanda00 (12:48:07 AM): she's very cute

fuzzypanda00 (12:48:26 AM): but william is only attracted to her slightly mannish adam's apple

fuzzypanda00 (12:48:56 AM): "did you leave this note in my locker?"

fuzzypanda00 (12:48:59 AM): "that was me..."

fuzzypanda00 (12:49:08 AM): *awkward

fuzzypanda00 (12:49:31 AM): "i just wanted to say...i like you! please accept my pure-hearted feelings!"

willou says (12:50:00 AM): is she a trannie

fuzzypanda00 (12:50:01 AM): "i'm sorry...but i can't accept your feelings..."

fuzzypanda00 (12:50:06 AM): HAHAHA

fuzzypanda00 (12:50:10 AM): don't interrupt

fuzzypanda00 (12:50:20 AM): "is...is there someone else?"

fuzzypanda00 (12:50:25 AM): "i'm sorry...but yes..."

fuzzypanda00 (12:50:40 AM): "can i ask...who is it?"

fuzzypanda00 (12:51:32 AM): "my heart belongs to *insert one of your suitemates here*"

fuzzypanda00 (12:51:48 AM): "i see...so...it was true then..."

fuzzypanda00 (12:51:55 AM): "...?"

willou says (12:52:23 AM): omg, i see what you're doing there

fuzzypanda00 (12:53:32 AM): "you're gay...people tried to tell me but i wouldn't believe them...all of my friends...and the teachers...and my little brother...and the janitor...and the hobo that lives under the bridge...and the cashier at the supermarket...and my dad's accountant...and my sister's boyfriend..."

fuzzypanda00 (12:54:15 AM): "...and the zookeeper...and the milkman...and the guy that owns the gym..."

fuzzypanda00 (12:54:40 AM): i can't think of anyone else

fuzzypanda00 (12:54:47 AM): sorry that was lame

fuzzypanda00 (12:54:54 AM): there really is no ending to the story

fuzzypanda00 (12:54:59 AM): the point is that you're gay and everyone knows it