lol

fuzzypanda00 (12:13:18 AM): you're a fruitcake

fuzzypanda00 (12:25:53 AM): i hate you

fuzzypanda00 (1:19:47 AM): once upon a time

fuzzypanda00 (1:19:50 AM): there was a boy named william

fuzzypanda00 (1:19:56 AM): and he was really tall and skinny

fuzzypanda00 (1:20:18 AM): and he liked boys

fuzzypanda00 (1:20:56 AM): and he had a friend named ellen

fuzzypanda00 (1:21:01 AM): who was small and cute

fuzzypanda00 (1:21:24 AM): and she made william's life so exciting

fuzzypanda00 (1:22:01 AM): but one day

fuzzypanda00 (1:22:18 AM): they both had a crush on the same girl

fuzzypanda00 (1:22:34 AM): awww wut, i forgot you like boys

fuzzypanda00 (1:22:38 AM): but i will continue

fuzzypanda00 (1:22:40 AM): she was sooo cute

fuzzypanda00 (1:22:46 AM): she turned william straight

fuzzypanda00 (1:22:47 AM): or at least bi

fuzzypanda00 (1:23:00 AM): but ellen and william were in love with the same girl

fuzzypanda00 (1:23:06 AM): so they decided to have a duel

fuzzypanda00 (1:23:43 AM): OH WAIT

fuzzypanda00 (1:23:43 AM): no

fuzzypanda00 (1:23:50 AM): they decided to have a pokemon battle

fuzzypanda00 (1:24:29 AM): and william called out his gay charmander

fuzzypanda00 (1:25:09 AM): and ellen called out her awesome

fuzzypanda00 (1:25:30 AM): wait, scratch the awesome

fuzzypanda00 (1:25:39 AM): she called out her totally weenee caterpie

fuzzypanda00 (1:25:41 AM): or

fuzzypanda00 (1:25:42 AM): wait

fuzzypanda00 (1:25:42 AM): um

fuzzypanda00 (1:26:10 AM): idk i can't decide whether i want to beat charmander with a gay caterpie or with a water pokemon so i can put out his tail and he'll DIE

fuzzypanda00 (1:26:21 AM): i'll let you choose

fuzzypanda00 (1:26:30 AM): so like

fuzzypanda00 (1:26:33 AM): in the end william lost

fuzzypanda00 (1:26:46 AM): and the moral of the story is

fuzzypanda00 (1:26:50 AM): you're a fruitcake

fuzzypanda00 (1:28:54 AM): that wasn't a good story though

fuzzypanda00 (1:28:56 AM): sorry :X

fuzzypanda00 (1:29:00 AM): i suck at telling stories